Senior systems reviews · vendor-neutral

Engineering audits with the price on the door.

Fixed-scope, fixed-price reviews of your hardest systems problems — streaming, reliability, AI inference, data, cloud. You see exactly what you get, what it costs, and how long it takes. No discovery call to find that out.

2-week turnarounds · written deliverable + working call
Built by an ex-Amazon Alexa engineer · IIT Kharagpur
SPEC SHEET
ZC·KAFKA — streaming

Kafka & event-streaming audit

ScopeFixed · 9 areas
Timeline2 weeks
DeliverableTeardown + call
Access neededRead-only + 1 sync
Price$7,500
The catalogue · 10 audits

Pick the review that matches your pain.

Each is a self-contained engagement. Same transparency every time: a public scope, a flat price, a fixed clock, and a written teardown you keep.

Where it starts

48-hour triage

Not sure an audit is worth it? Send read-only artifacts from one system — configs, a dashboard export, a schema — and within 48 hours you get three ranked findings and an honest verdict on which audit fits, or "you don't need one." Credited in full toward any audit booked within 30 days.

$1,200 · fixed
StreamingZC·KAFKA

Kafka & event-streaming audit

Partitioning, consumer-group design, exactly-once, backpressure, and lag — found before they page you.

2 weeks$7.5k
AI / LLMZC·INFER

AI inference cost & latency teardown

Vendor-neutral. Model routing, caching, batching, token economics, fallback tiers, self-host vs API.

2 weeks$8k
ReliabilityZC·RESIL

Distributed-systems reliability review

Single points of failure, retries, idempotency, circuit breakers, and blast-radius under partial outage.

2 weeks$8.5k
Pre-flightZC·SCALE

Scale-readiness review

Before a launch, a raise, or a first enterprise contract: capacity model, bottlenecks, an honest go / no-go.

1.5 weeks$6.5k
CloudZC·AWS

AWS architecture & cost review

EKS, MSK, right-sizing, spot strategy, egress, and the networking choices quietly inflating your bill.

2 weeks$7k
AI / LLMZC·RAG

RAG & LLM application review

Retrieval quality, chunking, an eval harness that means something, hallucination controls, cost and latency.

2 weeks$7.5k
DataZC·PSQL

Postgres performance & scaling audit

Query plans, indexing, partitioning, connection pooling, and a replica strategy that survives growth.

1.5 weeks$6.5k
ObservabilityZC·OTEL

OpenTelemetry & observability setup

Tracing, metrics, logs, Grafana dashboards, and SLOs — so you stop debugging production blind.

2 – 3 weeks$9.5k
ArchitectureZC·BOUND

Microservices boundary review

Over-split diagnosis, service boundaries, monolith-vs-services, and the comms patterns causing the pain.

2 weeks$7.5k
MigrationZC·MIGR

Migration de-risking review

Monolith→services, database moves, on-prem→cloud: sequencing, rollback, and a dual-write plan that holds.

2 weeks$8k
Where it goes next

Implementation follow-on

Every audit ends with a scoped build proposal. The review is the wedge; fixing it together is the expansion — and the part that actually moves your roadmap.

from $15k
How it works

Transparent from the first click to the last commit.

The whole point is that you never wonder what you're paying for. Four steps, no surprises.

01

Pick an audit

Scope and price are public. Choose the one that fits — or send your problem and I'll tell you which it is.

02

Scoped kickoff

One 45-minute sync to agree the exact question, plus read-only access to the systems in scope.

03

Two weeks, deep

I go through it the way I'd go through my own production stack. No status-meeting theatre.

04

Teardown + call

A written report — findings, severity, fixes, sequencing — and a working call to walk it through.

The honest-verdict clause. If two weeks inside your system turns up nothing worth fixing, the teardown says exactly that — a clean bill, what was checked, and the watchlist I'd keep. You're paying for the verdict, not for manufactured findings.

The deliverable — illustrated

What a finding actually looks like.

Not a slide deck of platitudes. Specific failure modes, the evidence, and the fix — at the depth that prevents the 3am page. This one is a representative sample — the format is exactly what you receive.

teardown · kafka-audit · sample-finding.md
High severity FINDING 03 / 11

Rebalance storms on every deploy

Consumers use the default session.timeout.ms with eager assignment, so each rolling deploy triggers a full group rebalance. Under your 14-partition topic and a 6-replica service, that's ~40s of stop-the-world per deploy — and it compounds during the autoscaling events that follow traffic spikes.

# current — eager, full stop-the-world on every member change partition.assignment.strategy = RangeAssignor session.timeout.ms = 10000 # too tight for deploy windows◂ the fault # observed impact rebalance_duration_p95 = 38.7s consumer_lag_peak = 2.1M msgs
Rebalance p95 · before
38.7s
Rebalance p95 · after fix
<3s
Recommended fix

Move to CooperativeStickyAssignor for incremental rebalancing, raise the session timeout past your deploy window, and adopt static group membership (group.instance.id) so rolling restarts don't reshuffle ownership. Expected: rebalance impact drops from ~38s to sub-3s, lag peak roughly 10×.

№ 01 · The Kafka defaults № 02 · The Postgres pool that isn't one № 03 · The EKS cluster you inherited Full public teardowns — eight findings each, every default sourced against the official docs. The exact format a paid audit delivers.
Who's behind it

Built by one engineer who's actually shipped this at scale — not a firm renting you juniors.

Distributed systems at Amazon Alexa. Head of Engineering at a health-tech startup. Java / Spring / Kafka, Go, AWS, and applied AI in production. You work directly with the person doing the work, start to finish — which is also why scope is fixed: focus is the product.

KafkaSpring BootGo PostgreSQLAWS EKSMSK OpenTelemetryGrafanaJVM tuning RAG / LLMgRPCRedis

Tell me your hardest systems problem.

Book an audit directly, or describe what's keeping you up and I'll point you to the right one — or tell you honestly if you don't need one.